some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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