College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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