you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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