Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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