i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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