Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I want her autograph on my taint
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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