What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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