marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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