we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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