Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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