Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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