Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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