You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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