Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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