Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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