thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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