I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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