I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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