i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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