At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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