also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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