I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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