I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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