proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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