Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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