it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Did you pee in the oven last night??
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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