The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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