We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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