Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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