let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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