Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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