Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize