I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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