We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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