Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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