No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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