I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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