Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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