the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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