Swine flu is the new snow day.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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