i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize