I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So vagazzling was a success
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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