Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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