does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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