You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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