So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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