do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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