with your own penis?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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