I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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