What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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