I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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