community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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