Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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